I'm getting too eepy to finish this, but I should at least submit it.

Introducing:

BREAD BATTLE!

A cute battle between two pieces of bread

Includes:

• ONE FULL ROUND of combat!
• Turn-based RPG action!
• Completely static visuals!
• A focused, linear experience with affectively ZERO decision making!
• Player feedback hidden in the log encourages game manipulation and outside-the-box thinking!

Note: Seriously though, most of the experience is through debug.log statements you won't see outside the editor.

Also: Attack values are recognized as 1 for both you and the enemy. This is a bug I've been trying and failing to fix. The game is still playable regardless, just a bit more dragged-out.